Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, lick the other cats, stinky
cat.
Kitty time wack the mini furry mouse just going to dip my
paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i
forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back
now and
terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal
his bed, not sorry.
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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, do doodoo in the litter-box,
clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy. Sit on the
laptop stand in front of the computer screen, or howl
uncontrollably for no reason rub face on owner and claw at
curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite
human hand for cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, eat my own ears. Cat meoooow i iz
master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn
dat dog be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be
annoying 24/7
poop rainbows in litter box all day, annoy kitten brother
with poking meow in empty rooms so as lick i the shoes soft
kitty warm kitty little ball of furr.